glitttercore:

the-cunt-of-montecristo:

An important message to heterosexuals, listen carefully: you do not, and I repeat do NOT, have to marry someone you actively dislike, don’t enjoy spending time with and/or whose hobbies you despise. You do not have to do that!! stop doing that!!!

“hahaha I hate my wife and made an entire room of the house dedicated to evading her company”

“hahaha I hate my husband and I drink industrial quantities of wine to cope with having had kids with him”

MAYBE STOP?

solarpunk-sunshine:

saintnoname2:

kropotkindersurprise:

July 25, 2023 - Striking stuntman Mike Massa walks in the SAG-AFTRA picket line while on fire. [video]

So, so, so badass.  What a chillingly powerful message this sends.  People have been lighting themselves on fire as a form of protest for centuries, but this might be the first time it’s been done by a professional who knows what he’s doing while under the supervision of professionals who know what they’re doing.

not as an act of self-destruction but as a display of skill

I’m in awe

bemusedlybespectacled:

brattylikestoeat:

ALT

infectiouspiss:

infectiouspiss:

googling ‘jobs for autistic people’ and realising that everyone still thinks autistic people are either sheldon cooper or really tall toddlers

NVM ONE SUGGESTED NIGHT GUARD OUTTA MY WAY GAYBOY IM GONNA FUCK FREDDY FAZBEAR

elainiisms:

so much worse

brigwife:

The Lord of the Rings (Extended-extended edition): Shots that didn’t make the final cut

endiness:

THIS IS WHAT WE DO, MY SWEET. WE ARE CREATIVES.

beggars-opera:

invasive-flora:

pumpkin-space-traveler:

backupmakeshiftlifeinwaiting:

coveredincoffee:

mommamoose:

insertcaffeine:

vinceaddams:

beggars-opera:

beggars-opera:

Your hometown has “culture,” but does it have a 13 foot, bright orange, bug-eyed t-rex with weirdly human teeth

We are not the same

Oh yeah? Well my hometown has this fine late Victorian lad.

An allegedly real not at all shitty fake frog taxidermy that tourists pay real money to look at.

We have BLUCIFER. Killed his creator.

My hometown has this massive Paul Bunyan statue on top of a Cafe.

I see your Paul Bunyan and raise you The Big Chicken.

Actually my hometown does have a different orange dinosaur with weirdly human teeth.

My town has this

my home town has whatever this thing is 

Official Name: The Spire 

AKA: The Erection at the Intersection

I appreciate that every Dublin monument has a rhyming nickname and that I now know THREE for this one

jcrewguy:

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